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My Christmas Day PC Build (Yes, Again)

YubiKey VM Redirection Guide

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Making a physical YubiKey work in a Hyper-V Ubuntu VM. The hard way.

AI Millennial Tattoos

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I asked AI for an F-22 Raptor tramp stamp. “Live, Laugh, Lockheed.”

AI Customer Service

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Two weeks arguing with GoPro’s AI support bot named Gerald.

My [ai slop] Magnus Opus

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Gemini wrote a 6,000-word research paper about me. Alice and Bob are lit.

I Paid Veo 3 $250 to Make Me Look Terrified. Then It Made Me Indian.

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Video of a terrified Android engineer who wants his $250 back.